Why is it that when I drink too much caffiene I get a major headache behind my eyes....and the Excedrine Migraine medication has caffiene as one of the key ingredients?
What kind of herbs were the Beatles smoking when they wrote Penny Lane?? That shit is plum stacked with sexual innuendo! Clean Machine indeed!
Why is it that Diet Pepsi goes flat within five seconds of opening the can?
Why aren't there more redheaded playmates??
and finally....What the glory fuck is a Nicosphere?
I'm shutting up for the night now...
Listening To: Bell Biv Devoe - I Thought It Was Me