GAH! Michael Bolton creeps me the fuck out. I've been watching pieces of him night after night on VH1's I Love The 90's. I hate that whiney balding impish little fairy troll. The worst part of the whole scenario is that they have him doing the Hotties of the 90's segment, which gives him ample opportunity to use words like, Smokin' and Fiiiiiiiiine. I could have lived the rest of my days without hearing Fairy Troll utter those words. I don't ever ever ever ever want to hear Baldy use the phrase smokin again. He needs to shut up and go back to butt fucking the classics and stop ruining my god damn 90's flashbacks.

Seriously.

Proof that he sucks and blows simultaneously is that I had already written this post, and when I was trying to link up the Bolton page on VH1...my comp crashed and I had to do it over. Fucking Troll.

Listening To: Toad The Wet Sprocket - Good Intentions