Friday, July 30, 2004

You Can Tell By The Cleanliness Of The Carnage.

You know what I hate....hate more than the thought of Della Reese in a Bikini....My dirty kitchen....It is diiiiiiirtay! It looks like the aftermath of a college kegger in there. Seriously blah. I've only got half of it cleaned and I'm already sweating like a fat guy on the eliptical machine at Gold's. This is taking elbow, knee and ankle grease. Dirrrrrtay!

I'm beginning to think that I'm not only cluttered, but an occasional slob. I'm classy like that.

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