Guess what I hate? I mean besides, Rachel Ray, Enya, birds, moths and anyone named Todd? Guess...I'll wait.
Ok, I'll tell ya, I hate it when I walk into my kitchen and I see that a certain person (we'll call him my husband just for shits and giggles) did this:
Why people? If you have the energy to open the damn door...close the piece of monkey shit again! If you just simply can not bring yourself to close it once you've retreived your glass/plate/cookies/dildo, whatever it may be...than please, for the love of all that is good and right in my universe, call me over. Just give a little whistle, like the seven dwarfs....I'll come runnin'. I'll close that bitch right up for ya.
Then I'll promptly kick you squarely in the ass for making me put my 90210 dvd's on pause, just when Dylan and Brenda are about to do the horizontal hokey pokey for the first time, to close A MOTHERFUCKING CABINET FOR YOU!
Stupidhead.
EMF - Unbelievable
# Posted by Ms. Zed (Mia) @ |
9:47 PM
6 Comments:
Dildos in the kitchen cabinet?
Now you're cooking...
By
Dave2, at January 3, 2007 at 10:52 PM
Dildos...It's what's for dinner.
That might have been gross even for me.
By
Mia, at January 3, 2007 at 11:06 PM
mine has this terrible habit of leaving the microwave door wide open, and there is simply no excuse for that. HELLO! light! can't he SEE that shit???
and it's good to have you back!
By
Franci, at January 4, 2007 at 5:56 AM
Okay, and this is something NEW? Nerdly has always done this. LOL.
By
Anonymous, at January 4, 2007 at 9:58 AM
Sounds just like my house... Thanks for the comment.
:)
By
Jess, at January 5, 2007 at 10:43 AM
It took me and the kids several months to change a bad habit to leave dirty plates on the table..., things that really annoyed my wife.
By
Bambang Aroengbinang, at January 6, 2007 at 6:06 AM
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