Here's a little list for all you in need of some partiotic porn for the fourth...nothing says independence day like a little self love. I have entirely too much time on my hands...

One if By Land, Two if Bisexual

Skindependence Day

The Boston Tea Orgy

The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!

Martha Visits the Washington Monument

Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites of Their Thighs

Stripes and Stars and a Swede Names Lars

Uncle Sam's Giant Musket

Betsy Ross Meets Frank Gifford

Give Me Lesbians or Give Me Death

Listening To: Veruca Salt - Seether