Wednesday, January 24, 2007

It's Not A World Of Hope...It's NOT

I just saw a commercial for the Disneyland vacations and they showed a small clip of the It's a Small World ride. Whose bright idea was "It's A Small World"? Well, obviously it was Mr. Disney...but who thought it would be good, wholesome, family entertainment? That shit is scary. I haven't been in years, but dude, that crapola still gives me nightmares. I've always had my suspicions that Mr. Disney was tokin' on the ol' hooka, and those satanic midgets are all the proof I'll ever need.

it's a world of laughter, a world of tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

Oh. My. God. That's not cute, or funny...it scares the bujeesus out of me. They emphasize the "bad" words inthe song...It's a world of laughter, a world of FEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRR! I can't be the only one who has noticed that...those little rodents make me pee a little. All of them, all happy go lucky...and soul sucking. I swear. They leer down at you while you are in this facade of cheeryness, thinking nothing in the world could ever go wrong...HAH! I'm sure they were made from the souls of serial killers, like in Childs Play. They look like at any moment they are going to jump off their little rocks and rainbows and pull your ass out of the ride, and suck the living right out of you, then while the rest of the people on the ride are screaming and running around, arms all akimbo, they will hack you into a million pieces and and bury you under the teacup ride.

HA HA HA. Very funny, Disney.

I feel dirty...I need to go take a Crying Game shower now.

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