Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Excuse me for a moment

Dear Assjacker with the whistle,

Please stop making that bird caught in a jet engine sound with your piercing nail in the head whistle. It's making me cranky. I'm on the rag. Taking into consideration these two factors, don't be surprised when I take that whistle and shove it so far up your ass you'll be farting the flight of the bumble bee for weeks to come.

Much Thanks,
Princess Me





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