A young boy went to his father and asked, "What's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'."
The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that!"
Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my gosh! I'd be nuts to pass that up!"
The boy thought about it and went back to his dad.....his father asked him if he'd found out the difference between "potentially and realistically."
The boy replied, "Yes. 'Potentially' we're sitting on two million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two ho's"
I'll be here all week...try the veal.
Listening To: Flaming Lips - Fight Test