Monday, August 30, 2004

Why I love Mr. Zed #3872011

The night before last Mr. Zed and I were laying in bed, around 2 am and I think we were watching one of those Discovery channels...Science I think...Discovery Science...yes, we're dorks. So we're watching away, and one of those Mormon commercials comes on. I'm sure you've seen em...using very mediocre animated figures they walk you through the wonders of Jesus and then tell you why you should become a mormon, and what the mormon religion can do for you...besides relocate you to Utah, change your name to Smith, and get multiple wifey's.
Anyway, so we're watching this and laughing at it, like we do, and they get to a serious pause in the commercial...The dramatic Mormon voice-over guy says something like, Jesus healed those who were sick, and fed those who were hungry blah blah. Then some female dramatic announcer mormon lady comes on and says Is that all Jesus did?? And Mr. Zed, in perfect timing says, "No. Jesus just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico." HAHAHAH! Dude! I love that guy!
So now throughout the past couple of days, we find ways to slip in phrases like, Jesus Needs Geico...or, We should really switch to Geico and be saved.

Fuck that Gecko dude...they got Jesus now.

On a completely unrelated note...Mr. Zed decided to measure my hair last night with the ruler, and it's 22"...yes people, almost two feet of hair on this girl. I've got porn hair.

Listening To: Clarence Clemons & Jackson Browne - You're A Friend of Mine

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